Inversion /Arm balancing
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
LCHF Keto Brownies (86% Fat)
Nutritional information: 1 Brownie has 160 Calories: 16g Fat (86%), 3g Carbs, 3g Protein.
Ingredients (makes 27 brownies):
300g Pecan Meal / Pecan nuts ground
40g Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
15ml Liquid Sucralose
1tsp Vanilla Extract
100g Butter (salted)
115ml Double Cream (Heavy Cream)
1tbsp Baking Powder
- In a big bowl, mix the dry ingredients first, then add the sucralose, vanilla extract and cream.
- Melt the butter (I usually do it in the microwave) and add that as well, then mix thoroughly.
- Before adding the eggs I usually taste to see if the erythritol/sucralose ratio is sweet enough. If it is, add the eggs and mix some more (I use an electric mixer)
- Pour into a cake pan (I used a small pyrex, 26x17 cm) and distribute evenly, then put in 180c oven for about 30 minutes.
- Once ready, let it cool down a bit, cut in cubes size (I got about 24 squares, with some batter left to make 3 more muffin-sized brownies), and enjoy!
Intake was kinda shitty today, not too pleased BUT it’s okay, s’okay.
I’m just really happy today so I don’t care.
But saying that, homegirl really needs to stop overindulging (key word: over).
Completely unrelated: I want the new revlon colour burst matte balms. Emma Stone looks gr8 in the new ads and there’s about five colours that I basically need in my life right now tbh.
Bacon Candy (Recipe) - sub granulated sweetener of choice for sugar!
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT